Tattoos have never been more popular. But it’s really easy to mess up your ink. Sloppy lines can turn a loving portrait into a monstrosity. Overlooked typos can spell disaster for heartfelt messages. Then there are ideas that seem funny on paper but should never be committed to skin (I’m looking at you, Patrick Swayze centaur). If you own unsightly body art, fear not. Now you can stop hiding your shame and embrace your regrets with the Ugly Tattoo Contest
, hosted by Kristine & Shotsie’s Tattoo. Win prizes for your ugly tattoos, listen to live music and chomp down on tasty food on Sunday, March 22, at Burgers & Vine, 400 First St. E., Sonoma. 7pm. No cover. 707.938.3000.