satire: BohoBlog, North Bay Bohemian

Bigfoot Sighting in Santa Rosa

Nicolas Grizzle — Thu, 07 Mar 2013 12:18:00 -0800

If a tree falls in the woods, and nobody is around, does Bigfoot hear it? If that tree is in the Mayacama Mountain Area of Santa Rosa, the answer might be yes.…

The Dept. of Defense Wants Us?

Gretchen Giles — Sat, 14 Jun 2008 04:00:00 -0700

The following is an actual email we received; after the jump, please amuse yourself hugely by reading P. Joseph Potocki's businesslike reply.

Listing ID: 2223456108

Complete and update information to list North Bay Bohemian, as a supplier available for Department of Defense bid and sales opportunities in the 2008 Department of Defense Buyers Guide. The information on your company and products will be accessed by Department of Defense and military purchasing agents and buying facilities.…

Why Go Anywhere Else to Be Cheated?

admin — Sun, 06 Apr 2008 04:00:00 -0700

"As far as history goes and all of these quotes about people trying to guess what the history of the Bush administration is going to be, you know, I take great comfort in knowing that they don’t know what they are talking about, because history takes a long time for us to reach.”— George W. Bush, Fox News Sunday, Feb 10, 2008

I was kicking around in the city the other day hoping to jaw with my old friend Pete Bingo. Pete bills himself the "world's greatest salesman/tour guide/ private eye," and no doubt is. In fact, I'll wager Pete Bingo is the world's one and only salesman/tour guide/private eye.…

Wackadoos, Unite!

Gretchen Giles — Thu, 14 Feb 2008 04:00:00 -0800

Word on the street is that 212 Memorial Hospital workers will be pimped out snaking through traffic as buck-a-shot jiffy windshield cleaners amidst that parking lot we call Hwy. 101 in downtown Santa Rosa.

These hospital workers are already fully immersed in career transition classes.…