02.09.11
I am the man who thought it would be a dandy idea to take a shy, ballet-loving high school girl to Papillon. “It means butterfly!” I thought. “A charming Gallic farce!” By the film’s end, I was not on speaking terms with her, since she had just witnessed a bloody guillotining, a truckload of Devil’s Island prison atrocities and other stuff you don’t want to think about when you’re nibbling chocolates.
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