The Night the Internet Blew Up
Thirty-one years I've been waiting for this, and I can't believe it happened . . . seriously best day ever!!! Giants!!!
Holy everything. My team won the World Series, my best friends are better than anyone / -thing, tomorrow is gonna suck . . . but I just don't care.
This is bananas!
Catching my breath and wiping my tears of joy! They did it! Awesome times infinity!
I still can't believe this is happening.
My full-grown male neighbors are in a drunk dogpile in the middle of the street crying. This is better than Christmas.
For about two minutes, Ad Hoc Restaurant stopped as everyone followed the last at-bat on their phones. Everyone cheered. Everyone hugged. It was beautiful.
It smells like sweet victory blunts on my street!!!! Happy World Series, baby!!!
Not only did the Giants win the WORLD SERIES!!!! but SAN FRANCISCO has just gained the world record for most simultaneous orgasms.
I'm, like, crying, you guys.
I was on edge, I was scared, I was happy, I was enthralled . . . I laughed, I screamed, I cried. Thank you, Giants!!! Thank you.
As we all honor Lincecum for his utter badassness, we must not forget that he uses the federally felonious performance-enhancing drug known as marijuana.
SF really deserved this . . . makes the cold games at Candlestick worth it!!!
Go Giants . . . and this from a lifelong Dodger fan! Weird.
GIANTS = WORLD SERIES CHAMPIONS. WHAT NOW, ESPN?????
The city is going nuts . . . we're gonna drink a hundred-dollar bottle of wine!!!
I CAN DIE HAPPY!!! I have lived a good life.
To everyone who had a childhood hero that was a loser. To everyone who has waited their entire lives for tonight's win. To everyone who didn't think it would ever happen. Cheers. I have waited my entire life to feel the way I feel tonight.
In yo' face George W.!! YAY GIANTS!!!!
I've been waiting my whole life for this!!!! GIANTS!!!!!!!
"And that's a wrap. Stick around for the postgame show. Our next broadcast is WE DON'T CARE. The first pitch is at WE DON'T CARE. The Giants are the World Series champions."
Congratulations, San Francisco Giants
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